I just want a good-looking person to lick my face is that such a difficult request???
gggggggggghhhhhhh replied to your post: gggggggggghhhhhhh replied to your photo: you are… dog lover twins/skype twins/”butterfly” by crazytown appreciator twins the list is endless omg wow this is the most beautiful friendship ever!!!!!
gggggggggghhhhhhh replied to your photo: you are losing your mind fringe twins/height twins/band twins go us!!! now we are dectuplets!!
sufferingastrid replied to your post: all five of my most recent outgoing e-mails are… fml? (pierdol moje zycie)
all five of my most recent outgoing e-mails are titled ‘fml’
accidentally ate dog food whilst under the confused/exhausted impression that the bag contained cookies
my primary motivation for spending 5 hours on this homework is the fact that my teacher is a Brian Eno fan
bad things that happened today ran out of bowls; forced to eat cereal out of coffee mug dogs sneezed on me several times resulting in thick white residue (“ew”) accidentally wore mao zedong t-shirt to school (accidentally offended EVERYONE) fell over several times putting on shoes accidentally gave english teacher dirty look, he looked scared, I felt guilty ...
every time I finish a math problem I reward myself with a 2-minute period of lying face down on my bed
The flowers of autumn days Are sweeter than the firsts of plains. For they awaken an impression, That’s strong, although it may be sad, Just as the pain of separation Is stronger than the sweet of date. —Aleksandr Pushkin
sufferingastrid replied to your post: sufferingastrid replied to your post: “I walk into… where do you come from? both of my parents are from Białystok, Poland although I live in amurca
sufferingastrid replied to your post: “I walk into the kitchen and find Kasia clawing at… katarzyna? that’s the name on my birth certificate!
“I walk into the kitchen and find Kasia clawing at my peanut butter”
””“”blogging”“”” in art class omG
my economics teacher referred to the Tea Party as ‘the teabaggers’ today
PEOPLE ON OKCUPID ARE FREAKING ME OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I probably should not tell people that I did not eat the last of the peanut butter when there is peanut butter on my shirt
I think we can say with relative certainty that the only good boys are the ones that walk on four legs
do you know how many calories I burn just by sighing heavily and hitting my head on my desk?
someone on okcupid thought that I was a member of Stereolab today
there are few things more frustrating than sharpening 74 pencils in a row
cocktailevelyn replied to your post: cocktailevelyn replied to… With such features as: Oot The Windae,3 Grannies in Scotland, Legend of the Thistle, The Stabbing of the Haggis and many many more, I predict great things for the future of scottishstrawberries.com “Every line of strength in American history is colored with Scottish blood”—Woodrow Wilson (I find this to be...