September 2011
animals=ghosts>plants>aliens>fungus>robots>insects>humans
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omng!!!! the person (robot) i am talking to is so scary and mean and she said to me “i know no god i know only seymour” omg’
OMG that is literally the best wow I think robots are funnier/funner than humans I think if I had to rank them I would go:
animals
robots
[big space]
humans
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh replied to your chat: A: everything is terrible B: I know it really is
i am talking to a machine (literally)
the other day I asked cleverbot whether animals should have rights that are at least somewhat comparable to those of humans and it said “it doesn’t matter you will all be assimilated anyway” so my essay is going to be about how animals and...
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WOW I SHOULD JUST NEVER BE ALLOWED TO SPEAK EVER
bleggggghhhhhhhh replied to your post: ffffffffff-ffff-ff-ff-ffffff replied to…
omg yes me too!! one time i literally said in french “my favourite food is nachos and i eat it every day now ever since i became a vegetarian” (i am such a bore) and i got into an argument with a boy that said vegetarians were stupid
I literally wouldn’t be able to say that in french I AM SO BAD AT IT one...
ffffffffff-ffff-ff-ff-ffffff replied to your post: bleggggghhhhhhhh replied to your post: I made a…
that is exactly the kind of thing i would do in french i would talk about gainsbourg all the time with questionable grammar
YES!! and then I also started talking about the “lemon incest” video with VERY questionable grammar offensive grammar even and everyone was so confused...
bleggggghhhhhhhh replied to your post: I made a list of personal values for a class…
i LOVe alaska omfg in french i used to jjust talk about how much i wanted to live in alaska and how much i loved nachos and people were like “wtf :S”
omg!!! that is so me!! today in french MON PROF asked me what I did over the weekend and I said “J’ai un rendezvous avec mon chat” and then...
I made a list of personal values for a class assignment:
kindness
empathy
suave hair care
witchcraft
mutual discomfort
alaska
quarter life crisis in full force right now!!
what is the point of closing the peanut butter jar if I am going to open it again in 2 minutes anyway at any given point in time??????
$300 pleated leather skirt ok ok OK UNIVERSE OK
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favorite food: cheddar goldfish
favorite drink: water out of tall glasses
favorite song: “All I Have to Do Is Dream”
favorite tv programs: infomercials, various Korean soap operas
favorite person: Kasia
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“Flex your ‘can do’ muscle.”
– the wrapper on my cough drop wow I am so inspired they know just what to say don’t they
got a B on a narrative essay because it was “too abstract” wow I think I am officially a persecuted artist
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bleggggghhhhhhhh replied to your post: bleggggghhhhhhhh replied to your photo: I think I…
its all about the loose lifestyle i will teach you so much next year omg!!!! we can be so jazz i saw so many pretentious coffee places we will be so jazz jazz as hell
yes!! we will wear all black and we will sit in coffee shops but maybe not actually drink coffee because coffee drives me crazy and...
bleggggghhhhhhhh replied to your photo: I think I should adopt a “jazz lifestyle”
yesterday i looked for fish and chips instead of pens then i changed my mind and went to pens then after pens i looked for fish and chips then i went to tesco and bought brownies and told my mum i was in islington then i walked to st pancras im jazz
holy cow you really are so jazz TEACH ME HOW!! (ps I was running...
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“the length of a pencil is exactly the same length as the length of the same...”
– what I am putting in my physics lab BECAUSE THIS IS THE ONLY THING IN THE WORLD I AM SURE OF ANYMORE!!!!
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“Given that the velocity function of a kitten riding a segway in a field of...”
– THE BEST MATH PROBLEM EVER!!!
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imaginary new wave feminist boyfriend
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it is so hard to respond to teacher emails without saying ‘omg’
I am being allowed to hang up a painting of my cat in my math class in order to feel more “INSPIRED”!!!
199o:
whenever i start dating someone i feel like im cheating on myself
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someone said I looked like a stilyaga today!!
