July 2012
June 2012
nectarinejuice:
PHYSICAL TOUCHING
putting “*wink wink*” in all my college application essays
Watchhe’s a star
boy laughs in response to me trying to seduce him
accidentally said to math teacher “your dog would have been such a good leader in the bolshevik revolution”
the bible makes so much more sense if you replace the word ‘angel’ with either ‘dog’ or ‘cat’ whenever it appears
Scientists Confirm that Plants Talk and Listen To... →
buddhabrot:
oh my god
I trained luke (the cat) to blow me kisses what I do is I make my face go :-* and go “muwah” and then he licks the air in response but he is too bashful so he refuses to do it in front of anyone else/cameras/anything but take my word for it it’s true
I remember my 7th grade sleepover birthday party I had miniature light-up christmas trees all over my room as decorations and I made every attendee wear a certain novelty hat (cowboy/witch/elf/etc) and hold a certain assigned stuffed animal throughout the whole night and whenever they wanted to speak they had to speak through the stuffed animal and if they didn’t do a good enough impression...
